Wednesday, March 25, 2009

poop

I have been saving up crazy things the kids say about poop for a long time and intending to blog them... well here are a few:

today during a poopy diaper change, Elijah:

"SHOOT, that is a big one"

Eva to uncle Steven, after he told her he poops snakes (UNCLES!!!!!):

"I do bears"

After a particularly large movement Eva declared:

"A mama and a baby snake and an uncle and a cousin snake"

Elijah, after trying to do a poop on the toilet said:

"My poop is not working, the battery is dead"

That's all that come to mind right now. Hope you weren't eating an Oh Henry or something ... like butterscotch pudding.

5 comments:

Jena said...

hahahahahahahaaahahahah
What a good laugh. SO funny.
We could hear Leif one time up in the bathroom and he said " an i", we went to check things out, and sure enough it was definitely in the shape of an i, we had to take a picture. TMI? Anyway, funny blog.
Miss you so much :)

Nicole said...

LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Those are hilarious!!! LMHO

Terri Boschman CityCreations said...

Soo glad that you did a referral to this entry today. Oh MY, We laughed pretty hard over these. thanks for sharing.

Jodi said...

seriously, like the kids aren't funny enough - i'm in hysterics here and forwarding this to all my lovely friends - then you add the oh henry and butterscotch parts. i love it!!! thanks for sharing. it was the perfect funny to the evening!